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Jack Thompson, whom you may know for being a genuine anti-videogame jackass, has bought stock in Take-Two Interactive. Take-Two, whom you may know for being the publisher of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, still hasn't fully recovered from the Hot Coffee scandal. In case you don't know, the Hot Coffee scandal is that minigame in which you performed sexual acts. 'Nuff said.
Apparently, said douchebag-lawyer has decided he wants to attend the stock holder meetings. He's also requested a "handheld, cordless microphone". I'm guessing he's planning something creative.
Mr. Thompson, being the nifty fellow that he is, also wrote a letter to the CEO of Take-Two, Paul Eibeler.
"As you know, MediaWatch declared you "America's Worst CEO in 2005." A public relations firm in San Francisco this month called your mishandling of the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas' Hot Coffee sex mod scandal one of the "Ten Worst P.R. Blunders of 2005."
You, Mr. Eibeler, managed, with your managment "skills," to gin up multiple federal investigations, including the ongoing Federal Trade Commission investigation backed by a Resolution of the US House of Representatives by a vote of 355-21. That came on the heels of Take-Two's payment to the SEC of $8 million for accounting fraud. You were paid $3.3 million in calendar year 2004 for these management skills. What are you now worth? A better question would be: What will you owe shareholders after their derivative lawsuit arising out of your diminution of their share value?
What's next, Paul, a game in which players can practice flying commercial jetliners into the World Trade Towers? Oh, I forgot. Microsoft already did that. Thank Time's "Man of the Year," Bill Gates, whose Halo trained Lee Boyd Malvo to be the Beltway Sniper as well."
Sure Jack. Whatever you say. :\ |
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CanaryRob 23 December 2005 8:34 PM
Everytime Jack his mouth, he reaches a new low. This time it's gone a bit lower than before.
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23 December 2005 9:11 PM
Why the hell does he spend so much time harassing the industry and taking interest, when he hates it so much.
I guess some people are just in desperate need of attention, so Jack, go and get fucked, die, and we'll fly you into the world trade centre... oops, sadly its gone - if only you were!
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Jamison Lanum 23 December 2005 9:48 PM
Well...he's doing this probably because he was PWNED by Judge Moore. You know when Moore took his right to practice law away. Muhahahahahah.
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Chris Jarrett 23 December 2005 10:14 PM
ya, I found that to be very suiting of him.
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Eddz 24 December 2005 3:03 AM
Lmfao. No comment.
Oh, other than said douchebag-lawyer is a total moron.
I'll laugh if his share is large enough for him to have an eventual professional interest in the company, and he starts defending these games. That would amuse me for a good hour or so.
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Omata 24 December 2005 11:20 AM
lol jack thompson
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Chris Holmes 24 December 2005 4:00 PM
Lol Lawyergasm, what a word!
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| Platform: |
PC |
| Publisher: |
Rockstar |
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Rockstar North |
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USA |
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| UK release: |
10 June 2005 |
| Genre: |
Adventure |
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Single Player |
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Not Available |
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Extra features:
Summary:
Five years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas...a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs and corruption. Where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.
Now, it's the early 90s. Carl's got to go home. His mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart and his childhood friends are all heading towards disaster.
On his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and to take control of the streets.
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